Nerd Bucket

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[just-shower-thoughts]

It takes 10,000 hours of doing something to become an expert at something so regardless of how bad you feel about life just know you’re an expert at living.

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[jones-friend]

I’m begging you

Put a reporter and early version of a newspaper in your dnd campaign

At the end of every mission/ordeal have the reporter interview the players as to what happened

After session on the campaign discord type up a hilariously uncharitable summary of the events that took place and start making falsehoods. And most importantly: spell a party member’s name wrong

“Local sea elf beats vandal and promises to kill again”

“Star cross lovers, gangsters come to tragic end at the hands of murderous vigilantes”

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[schmergo]

The Lincoln Assassination is really just wild if you think about it for a moment. The younger brother of one of the most famous actors in the country- himself a famous actor and heartthrob in his own right- killed the President in a theatre and yelled “Sic semper tyrannis,” a line often associated with Brutus, a character that his brother had famously played.

Like, imagine if Liam Hemsworth killed the Prime Minister of Australia at a red carpet movie premiere or something and yelled “I went for the head,” and Chris had to leave the Avengers press tour to tell everyone, “I swear I had nothing to do with this.” Imagine how weird that would be.

[phdna]

…a whole history major and yet this post is the first time I’ve fully appreciated the weirdness of the Lincoln assassination

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[soullessdawn]

I saw this a while and just skimmed through it liking it without giving it a second thought, but i realized, seeing it again that it’s a pun….

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[cat-hoarder]

Great idea until you have 7th graders in Florida picking your president…. I’m not sure that the people that actually agree to this idea understand that kids would just vote how their parents would because no seventh grader has more than two brain cells. I was in seventh grade when the 2016 election happened, and holy fuck you do not want those kids picking your President, let alone having rights in general

[odinsblog]

So then maybe, as was the point of this post, maybe the court system shouldn’t be executing 7th graders (most of whom are disproportionately black and brown people)? Because if you don’t think they’re mature enough to vote and pick a president, then I’m guessing that they aren’t mature enough to be tried as adults and then executed???

[scottandhiskind]

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[oifaaa]

How about the first time Jedi Padme ever laid eyes on Senator Anakin 

(Request 5/5)

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[chrissongzzz]

ohh wow

[pudding-gremlin]

what the fuck

[broccoli-goblin]

HEY THAT WAS A WILD 6.5 seconds

[claire-voyancy]

*walks into this like a roadrunner cartoon*

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[lesbianshepard]

i love how loki spends all previous movies going “i deserve to rule. i would be the perfect king.” 

and then once he actually becomes king he goes “hmm my first royal decree will be a giant statue of myself looking heroic.” and proceeds to spend his time watching matt damon on stage and sipping wine. you didn’t need to become a king to do that, you useless twink. 

[lesbianshepard]

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[just-shower-thoughts]

Soda with ice is a most common thing, but it has all three states of matter in it.

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[gffa]

Star Wars Characters Sing “All Star”